You’ve Got HateMail XI


The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples.

Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category.

Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail spammers engaged with witty dialogue and post the results here for your general entertainment. I’ll also take submissions for the thread. Please email in the screenshots with a brief and wryly humorous description of the event to:

What will get published: humorous take downs of chat bullies

What won’t get published: crude, vulgar, unoriginal or humorless banter


The one about missile-spam


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The one about black market Sparts, or perhaps, according to Google Translate “Beautiful master having received three times perfume and will continue to do so”.



The one about the very very rude dead-rager



The one about losing to scrubs


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The one about the guy with no life experiences


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The one about defensive driving



The one about revenge, served cold, like a pixel Don Corleone


The one about water safety and the raging ghost


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The one about the very rude Leo that started with stats abuse, followed by justification of running wide to nowhere, spotting nothing and then farming damage while reds were rolling everyone else


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The one about permabanning DrFerd

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