You’ve Got HateMail XXIII

The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples.

Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category.

Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail spammers engaged with witty dialogue and post the results here for your general entertainment. I’ll also take submissions for the thread. Please email in the screenshots with a brief and wryly humorous description of the event to:

drferd@icloud.com

What will get published: humorous take downs of chat bullies

What won’t get published: crude, vulgar, unoriginal or humorless banter

* = submitted screenshots, or posted on discord, etc


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The one about yolo-tarding like a boss

 

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The one about “Hax!”

 

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The one about pasta

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The one about discounts, gold and credits
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The one about cleansing
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The one about the rude Churchill
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The one about the Assault Toasters
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The one about derp or be derped

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The one about the starving hunter

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The one about smooth, real smooth

 

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The one about rage

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The one about “no ace for you” (aka: rammed to death by the forward inertia of a dead Drac)

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The one about “why is my tank so slow?”

 

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The one about the really, really, scary looking AFK

 

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The one about socks

 

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The one about “You just can’t make this stuff up”

 

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The one about “Yes, WG, I do have some comments to make regarding the current state of Blitz”

 

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The one about Carter

 

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The one about little dogs

 

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The one about the minute-long Mexican derp-off

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