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The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples.

Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category.

Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail spammers engaged with witty dialogue and post the results here for your general entertainment. I’ll also take submissions for the thread. Please email in the screenshots with a brief and wryly humorous description of the event to:

drferd@icloud.com

What will get published: humorous take downs of chat bullies

What won’t get published: crude, vulgar, unoriginal or humorless banter

* = submitted screenshots, or posted on discord, etc


 

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The one about “Save the Tortoise!”

 

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The one about L.Q.C.

 

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The one about pro-grade kill-stealing

 

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The one about “Angry Arty”, the drunk Soviet

 

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The one about guilt-by-proximity

 

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The one about almost-clutch

 

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The one about “canon-skyward surrender”

 

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The one about #derplife

 

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The one about lunch

 

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The one about romance

 

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The one about “Ok, here it is, Mano-a-mano, you and me, to the death…. oh, wait, who put that building there”

 

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The one about chicken

 

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The one about the assault Borsig

 

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The one about unworthy

 

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The one about tracers

 

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The one about “i didnt read none”

 

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The one about mistaken identity

 

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The one about escrow, duty stations and a basket

 

 

 

 

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