You’ve Got HateMail XXVI


The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples.

Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category.

Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail spammers engaged with witty dialogue and post the results here for your general entertainment. I’ll also take submissions for the thread. Please email in the screenshots with a brief and wryly humorous description of the event to:

What will get published: humorous take downs of chat bullies

What won’t get published: crude, vulgar, unoriginal or humorless banter

* = submitted screenshots, or posted on discord, etc


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The one about buttarmor™


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The one about the Leo doing 2km of spotting for stationary townies and perhaps getting a little annoyed about it


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The one about when drive-overs go bad


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The one about “well, that went about as well as expected”


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The one about the other drive-over


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The one about revenge via AFK


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The one about what everyone thinks about AFKs


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The one about General jz


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The one about voluntary submersion


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The one about cleaning my room


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The one about Brave Brave Sir Medium


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The one about backwards flanking


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The one about the backup blocking troll who then went and hid



The one about the other backup blocking troll


The other other one about backup blocking trolls


The one about ping


The one about pickup lines


The one about concealment


The one about anniversary tanks


The one about starchy vegetables


The one about candy



The one about kill-stealing





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—switch lol—

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—switch lol—

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—switch lol—

1v1 A.png

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The one about SuperJim

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