New Rating Battles System Massively Successful

TORONTO, February 16th, 2018 – According to a local group of superuni’s from the H-SKIN clan, the new Blitz Rating Battles system in update 4.6 has been entirely successful at preventing efficient movement up through the leagues. “We wuz all dimond B4”, explained H-SKIN deputy iseeURammoRACK through garage chat, “stuck gold now”.  Confirmed regular platoon…

Naming and Shaming Thread is Disappeared

ATLANTA, 15th February, 2018 – NA forum residents awoke today to the first slow dawn of an era without the Naming and Shaming thread, the massively popular entry point for FerdSquad HateMail posts. Long a staple of socially constructive criticism of player behavior and interaction, albeit vaguely subversive, the thread appears to have finally run…

You’ve Got HateMail XXII

The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples. Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category. Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail…

You’ve Got HateMail XXI

The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples. Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category. Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail…

Highly Sensitive Memo Released

Washington DC, 1st February, 2018 – a much anticipated memo was declassified and released today by the Department of Anonymous Multiplayer Noob Supervisory Technology Resources and International Goon Hate-rage Tenancy (D.A.M.N.S.T.RA.I.G.H.T.). The 4-page report details extensive abuses of the #loyal veteran Blitz player base by WarGaming, connecting the dots between perpetual updates, overwrought in-game currencies,…

WarGaming Releases Blitz Memorabilia

MINSK, January 30th, 2018 – In a first step to “Broadening Blitz experience 24/7, comrade” WarGaming will offer Blitz-branded memorabilia, according to VP of Playerbase Renewal, Iwantibusof Goldnoobsinov. “Is gud product, very gud for player love Bliz,” claimed Goldnoobsinov, “with product, can experience best Blitz atmosphere all day, every day.” According to the announcement a series…

Consumer Confidence in WarGaming at All Time High

NEW YORK, January 15th, 2018 – According to a highly anticipated report released today by the International Commission on Consumer Abuse, confidence in the business practices of Minsk-based WarGaming has grown to an all-time high. A clear leader in the “In-game Transaction e-Commerce Cash Cow” category, WarGaming is “Very pleased with recognize”, according to Katarinka Brokealgorithmov,…

You’ve Got HateMail XX

The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples. Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category. Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail…

General Malaise Hits Blutz

SAN DIEGO, December 7th, 2017 – After grinding tanks, modules, crew, skillz, credits, free exp and now sparts, many long term players seem to be suffering a peculiar apathy toward WarGamibgs signature mobile offering. “Stupid 3.8”, said one embittered player, “I’m to tired to even care about my M3 Lee anniversary.” The malaise is widespread…

You’ve Got HateMail XIX

The official Blitz Forums have user regulations that penalize naming and shaming. Quite rightly, the intent is to prevent gratuitous antisocial aggression and retain cordial expression of opinion. Here are FerdSquad however, we have no such scruples. Welcome to the FerdSquad name and shame category. Heres’s how it works. I’ll attempt to keep the HateMail…

Hillary Uses Jageru to Sneak Into White House for Thanksgiving

WASHINGTON DC, 24th November, 2017 – A year after her bitter election loss Hillary Clinton finally put her disappointment and tendency to blame everyone else behind her, and taking matters into he own hands, snuck back into the White House in her Jagdpanzer E100 for a battle. “I just wanted to go home for Thanksgiving” she…

UN Appraised: WarGaming Testing Mind-Control Programs

UN SECRETARIAT BUILDING, 23rd November 2017 – UN Delegates reeled in horror today as #BlitzResist, the global mobile-tanker protest movement, unveiled undercover research on WarGaming’s purported use of early release mind-control software to manipulate the behavior of the player base. At a hastily convened General Assembly a masked representative of the dark-web subversives, Player_991076529 (not his real IGN), explained…